Buy This: The Ants Watch uses a complicated, ant-based time-display system, near-indecipherable to those unfamiliar with it, to help you prevent nosey time aficionados from reading your timepiece without your permission.
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First thing after downloading and installing iPhone 3.0 patch: fired up Voice Memos and recorded Sad Trombone and Rimshot. Now I can spice up my jokes irl.