First thing after downloading and installing iPhone 3.0 patch: fired up Voice Memos and recorded Sad Trombone and Rimshot. Now I can spice up my jokes irl.
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Hang on a second there, tech savvy person! You weren’t about to trash your VCR, were you? That’s not very green.
Let this video show you how, with a simple hack, you can put your VCR’s parts to good use.
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Via The Daily What
Nadya obviously needs income to assure that her children are secure so we are offering her up to $1 million to act in one movie,” said Steven Hirsch co-chairman of Vivid. “We’ve had many single mothers work with us over the years and their income from Vivid has been very important to them. We would schedule production so that the movie could be shot in less than one week.
–VIVID ENTERTAINMENT OFFERS MOTHER OF OCTUPLETS UP TO $1 MILLION PLUS HEALTH INSURANCE TO MAKE A MOVIE.
Oh, god, there are so many awesome titles you could choose for a Octomom’s porn movie (also: porn industry, the only dreamland still granting welfare to workers?)
This is one of those moments when you remember soviet-era weapons and gadgets are often more awesome than their Red Alert counterparts.
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